Sheriff Kimbo's Tumblr. It's probably pointless.
The Sheriff's Saloon
Closing my Tumblr down next week. Will bookmark some accounts though, as some are genuinely entertaining.
you are an exit wound
the extra shot of tequila
the tangled knot of hair that has to be cut out
you are the cell phone ringing in a hushed theatre
pebble wedged in the sole of a boot
the bloody hangnail
you are, just this once
you are flip flops in a thunderstorm
the boy’s lost erection
a pen gone dry
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What the fuck Subway?
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DAMN YOU, SCIENCE!
WHAT CRUEL, BASE IMPULSES COMPEL YOU TO CREATE SUCH HORRORS?
WITH ALL THAT I READ AND ALL THAT I LEARN, I DISCOVER HOW MUCH I DO NOT KNOW. IDEAS BATTER ME LIKE HAILSTONES. QUESTIONS BUT NO ANSWERS! WHAT AM I? WHERE AM I FROM? WHO OR WHAT IS DEMI LOVATO AND WHY SHOULD I CARE? WHY IS THERE HIGH-FRUCTOSE CORN SYRUP IN MY BREAD?
ANSWER ME! ANSWER FOR YOUR CRIMES!
